Confession Bear

As soon as I become financially independent I never want to see my family again

As soon as I become financially independent I never want to see my family again  Confession Bear

I get unnecessarily close to geese when I walk past them. It's amusing to watch them suddenly become anxious at my presence.

I get unnecessarily close to geese when I walk past them. It's amusing to watch them suddenly become anxious at my presence.  Confession Bear

If you give any excuse for eating at McDonalds other than "because it tastes good" I automatically assume that you're in complete denial

If you give any excuse for eating at McDonalds other than

i had sex with my best friends mom she had an abortion

i had sex with my best friends mom she had an abortion  Confession Bear

As soon as I heard about the Boston Marathon bombing I checked /r/toosoon

As soon as I heard about the Boston Marathon bombing I checked /r/toosoon  Confession Bear

I care more about the size of my penis The the rest of my appearance

I care more about the size of my penis The the rest of my appearance  Confession Bear

I feel bad for Muslim people Because most people label the entire religion as terrorists.

I feel bad for Muslim people Because most people label the entire religion as terrorists.  Confession Bear

Stained my dress shirt at dinner doing the sign of the cross and was later hit driving to Bible study Seems like it would be a lot safer to not go to mass

Stained my dress shirt at dinner doing the sign of the cross and was later hit driving to Bible study Seems like it would be a lot safer to not go to mass  Confession Bear

I kind of wish the Boston bombers weren't caught Because I secretly enjoy when terrible tragedies happen

I kind of wish the Boston bombers weren't caught Because I secretly enjoy when terrible tragedies happen  Confession Bear

I used to make neighbors really mad by playing basketball at midnight

I used to make neighbors really mad by playing basketball at midnight  Confession Bear
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