Confession Bear

I wear brown shoes and a black belt So people will stop questioning my heterosexuality

I wear brown shoes and a black belt So people will stop questioning my heterosexuality   Confession Bear

I think people who like twilight are dumb

I think people who like twilight are dumb  Confession Bear

if you don't support the troops because you think it's the same as supporting the war i automatically think of you as spoiled and undeserving of your freedoms

if you don't support the troops because you think it's the same as supporting the war i automatically think of you as spoiled and undeserving of your freedoms  Confession Bear

I avoid calling my grandpa Because I'm afraid my estranged father will pick up the phone

I avoid calling my grandpa Because I'm afraid my estranged father will pick up the phone  Confession Bear

i love the smell of my own fart the worse it smells the more i love it

i love the smell of my own fart the worse it smells the more i love it  Confession Bear

I automatically think anyone with a cleaning lady Is a spoiled douche bag

I automatically think anyone with a cleaning lady Is a spoiled douche bag  Confession Bear

I took pictures of my sister at the beach Only so I could jerk off to them later

I took pictures of my sister at the beach Only so I could jerk off to them later  Confession Bear

WHEN MY FLATE MATES LEAVE THE DRAIN CLOGGED WITH THEIR LEFTOVERS I USE THE CHOPSTICKS THEY JUST CLEANED TO CLEAR IT

WHEN MY FLATE MATES LEAVE THE DRAIN CLOGGED WITH THEIR LEFTOVERS I USE THE CHOPSTICKS THEY JUST CLEANED TO CLEAR IT  Confession Bear

If you take pictures of your terminally ill child, add a filter, and post it on reddit for karma I think you're an awful parent and you need to grow up.

If you take pictures of your terminally ill child, add a filter, and post it on reddit for karma I think you're an awful parent and you need to grow up.   Confession Bear

I have r/GetMotivated subbed but I avoid all the posts so I can not feel ashamed of my laziness

I have r/GetMotivated subbed but I avoid all the posts so I can not feel ashamed of my laziness  Confession Bear
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