Confession Bear

I'm more excited for my cake day than for my birthday

I'm more excited for my cake day than for my birthday  Confession Bear

I am waiting until I make two years where I work to commit suicide that way my life insurance pays out and my mom isn't stuck with my student loan debt

I am waiting until I make two years where I work to commit suicide  that way my life insurance pays out and my mom isn't stuck with my student loan debt  Confession Bear

I hate it when people compliment me for being smart, funny, talented, or handsome because I don't believe them

I hate it when people compliment me for being smart, funny, talented, or handsome because I don't believe them  Confession Bear

I keep some people on my Facebook friends list just so I can make snide comments on their posts

I keep some people on my Facebook friends list just so I can make snide comments on their posts  Confession Bear

WHEN I TELL CO-WORKERS A STORY ABOUT THE ONLY GIRLFRIEND I'VE EVER HAD I START OFF WITH "ONE OF MY EXES..." SO THEY DON'T THINK I'M LONELY

WHEN I TELL CO-WORKERS A STORY ABOUT THE ONLY GIRLFRIEND I'VE EVER HAD I START OFF WITH

I don't give a shit about your crack addiction

I don't give a shit about your crack addiction  Confession Bear

If you write "noone" instead of "no one" I automatically assume you're an idiot.

If you write

I want to leave america And move to sweden

I want to leave america And move to sweden  Confession Bear

Since most redditors are liberal atheists, It reaffirms my conservative and religious beliefs, because I don't want to be anything like you assholes.

Since most redditors are liberal atheists, It reaffirms my conservative and religious beliefs, because I don't want to be anything like you assholes.  Confession Bear

My friend just got engaged to his future ex-wife I'm gonna stand back and watch it burn.

My friend  just got engaged to his future ex-wife I'm gonna stand back and watch it burn.  Confession Bear
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