Confession Bear

Anytime I see an adult with acne I assume they are on meth

Anytime I see an adult with acne I assume they are on meth  Confession Bear

I hate people And I don't want to hear about your kids or SO again.

I hate people And I don't want to hear about your kids or SO again.  Confession Bear

I Photoshop photos of myself to fix the chips in my manicure

I Photoshop photos of myself  to fix the chips in my manicure  Confession Bear

I'm 21 years old And I'm still deathly afraid of monsters under my bed

I'm 21 years old And I'm still deathly afraid of monsters under my bed  Confession Bear

I masturbate because I'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.

I masturbate because I'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.  Confession Bear

I want to finish college, so I won't end up like my coworkers at their age.

I want to finish college,  so I won't end up like my coworkers at their age.  Confession Bear

Whenever my girlfriend and I are fighting I fap to celebrities that I know she hates

Whenever my girlfriend and I are fighting I fap to celebrities that I know she hates  Confession Bear

If you say "I learned more about history from a video game than from school" I assume you're both lazy and stupid.

If you say

I secretly love when other people fail

I secretly love when other people fail  Confession Bear

I embed the facebook chat noise in songs that I send to my friends. I'm the only one that knows.

I embed the facebook chat noise in songs that I send to my friends. I'm the only one that knows.  Confession Bear
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