Confession Bear

I used to be used for moral dilemmas and felonies. Now people just use me to bitch about stuff I couldn't care less about.

I used to be used for moral dilemmas and felonies. Now people just use me to bitch about stuff I couldn't care less about.  Confession Bear

A movie has not made me shit my pants out of fear except for when Bilbo really wanted that ring

A movie has not made me shit my pants out of fear except for when Bilbo really wanted that ring  Confession Bear

All I have to do to convince my co-workers that I really was out sick: Wear no make-up to work the next day

All I have to do to convince my co-workers that I really was out sick: Wear no make-up to work the next day  Confession Bear

EVERYONE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY SO I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY IN MY ROOM CRYING

EVERYONE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY SO I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY IN MY ROOM CRYING  Confession Bear

I hate Justin Bieber haters more then I hate Justin Bieber himself

I hate Justin Bieber haters more then I hate Justin Bieber himself   Confession Bear

I always make sure my gf cums That way she doesnt complain when I stay up all night playing video games instead of being in bed with her

I always make sure my gf cums That way she doesnt complain when I stay up all night playing video games instead of being in bed with her  Confession Bear

My parents got me gifts when I graduated because no one expected me to pull my life together and go to university

My parents got me gifts when I graduated because no one expected me to pull my life together and go to university  Confession Bear

9 times out of 10 I think "harassed skateboarders" in youtube videos have it coming

9 times out of 10 I think

I still have an active myspace account

I still have an active myspace account  Confession Bear

When I saw a bucket that said "take one" on Halloween I'd take a giant handful

When I saw a bucket that said
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