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I'm a waitress And I eat the customers' leftovers

I'm a waitress And I eat the customers' leftovers Confession Bear
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My 16 year old stepson never flushes the damn toilet after he poops So I've been pooping rite before he wakes up to take a shower so he has to bask in it

My 16 year old stepson never flushes the damn toilet after he poops So I've been pooping rite before he wakes up to take a shower so he has to bask in it Confession Bear
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I used to think I didn't discriminate against anybody but I hate republicans

I used to think I didn't discriminate against anybody but I hate republicans Confession Bear
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I only pretend to love my dad so I can get my inheritance when he dies.

I only pretend to love my dad so I can get my inheritance when he dies. Confession Bear
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I hold my poop at work So I can avoid my family at home.

I hold my poop at work So I can avoid my family at home. Confession Bear
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Freshmen year of High school my nose started to bleed when I was making out with my girlfriend and we just kept going at it

Freshmen year of High school my nose started to bleed when I was making out with my girlfriend and we just kept going at it Confession Bear
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EVER SINCE I WAS 17 I FAKED A BACK INJURY TO GET OUT OF MANUAL LABOR.

EVER SINCE I WAS 17 I FAKED A BACK INJURY TO GET OUT OF MANUAL LABOR. Confession Bear
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I tell my friends that Reddit is shit So no more wankers clog up the comments

I tell my friends that Reddit is shit So no more wankers clog up the comments Confession Bear
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has faked every orgasm with partner so that they feel good about themselves

has faked every orgasm with partner so that they feel good about themselves Confession Bear
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I'm a Canadian And I hate Tragically Hip

I'm a Canadian And I hate Tragically Hip Confession Bear
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