Confession Bear

If you're showing off an item and include your face I automatically downvote you

If you're showing off an item and include your face I automatically downvote you  Confession Bear

TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT R/TODAYILEARNED

TODAY I LEARNED ABOUT R/TODAYILEARNED  Confession Bear

My meme has been used to earn karma from idiots who believe everything they read on the internet

My meme has been used to earn karma from idiots who believe everything they read on the internet  Confession Bear

If i don't get any upvotes within five minutes I delete the post and try to forget it forever

If i don't get any upvotes within five minutes I delete the post and try to forget it forever  Confession Bear

I bought a jar of nutella to make a sandwich for lunch tomorrow but ate the whole jar with a spoon tonight

I bought a jar of nutella to make a sandwich for lunch tomorrow but ate the whole jar with a spoon tonight  Confession Bear

I DOWN VOTE ANY WIL wheaton POST BECAUSE HIS lied about his mema dying

I DOWN VOTE ANY WIL wheaton POST  BECAUSE HIS lied about his mema dying   Confession Bear

I resist going to Reddit in the evening So I'll have something to do at work the next day.

I resist going to Reddit in the evening So I'll have something to do at work the next day.  Confession Bear

I don't let humans know I can speak English I don't think they're smart enough to cope with a bear that has better grammar than most of them.

I don't let humans know I can speak English I don't think they're smart enough to cope with a bear that has better grammar than most of them.  Confession Bear

I sometimes stand up on two legs and walk funny so people will misidentify me as Bigfoot

I sometimes stand up on two legs and walk funny so people will misidentify me as Bigfoot
  Confession Bear

My grandmother enforced a no pet rule before my family and I moved in with her, forcing me to get rid of my two beloved puppys. Two weeks later she bought a mean, annoying lapdog for herself. So when she went to work, I trained her "precious baby" to shit

My grandmother enforced a no pet rule before my family and I moved in with her, forcing me to get rid of my two beloved puppys. Two weeks later she bought a mean, annoying lapdog for herself. So when she went to work, I trained her
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