Confession Bear

After spending one year on reddit I hate all of you.

After spending one year on reddit I hate all of you.  Confession Bear

If you post a picture of your dead relative in a casket on Facebook I automatically think you're a horrible person for trying to get attention.

If you post a picture of your dead relative in a casket on Facebook I automatically think you're a horrible person for trying to get attention.   Confession Bear

I walk thought the student union during SA elections just to feel like I am the center of attention.

I walk thought the student union during SA elections just to feel like I am the center of attention.  Confession Bear

I love having sex with my wife because she looks almost identical to our daughter

I love having sex with my wife because she looks almost identical to our daughter  Confession Bear

I like it when massive natural disasters happen They're exciting to watch and I think there are too many people on Earth anyway

I like it when massive natural disasters happen They're exciting to watch and I think there are too many people on Earth anyway  Confession Bear

MY PEERS ALWAYS ASK HOW I WRITE SO WELL AND FOR HELP ON THEIR ESSAYS ITS BECAUSE I WRITE EROTIC FANFICTION IN EXPLICIT DETAIL

MY PEERS ALWAYS ASK HOW I WRITE SO WELL AND FOR HELP ON THEIR ESSAYS ITS BECAUSE I WRITE EROTIC FANFICTION IN EXPLICIT DETAIL  Confession Bear

Me and my girlfriend had sex in a church I pulled out and came on the floor, but it got on her shoe so I wiped it on the cushion that the pastor sits on

Me and my girlfriend had sex in a church I pulled out and came on the floor, but it got on her shoe so I wiped it on the cushion that the pastor sits on  Confession Bear

Until Today I thought Reddit had some weird obsession with actual trees

Until Today I thought Reddit had some weird obsession with actual trees  Confession Bear

I like eating asparagus because it makes my pee smell funky

I like eating asparagus because it makes my pee smell funky  Confession Bear

If the top comment doesn't challenge the title or the article... I just assume that the post is legit

If the top comment doesn't challenge the title or the article... I just assume that the post is legit  Confession Bear
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