Confession Bear

I don't want to offer you a drink when you come over I'm just being polite

I don't want to offer you a drink when you come over I'm just being polite  Confession Bear

If you change your profile picture every week I will automatically assume you are vain

If you change your profile picture every week I will automatically assume you are vain  Confession Bear

I automatically assume I'm an asshole if I automatically assume you're an asshole

I automatically assume I'm an asshole if I automatically assume you're an asshole  Confession Bear

If you make jokes about going to war with North Korea I assume you're an idiot who doesn't know what war is.

If you make jokes about going to war with North Korea I assume you're an idiot who doesn't know what war is.  Confession Bear

When I first heard of Lil Wayne's condition I was upset that the doctors hadn't let him die

When I first heard of Lil Wayne's condition I was upset that the doctors hadn't let him die  Confession Bear

My favorite incense scents Can only be found in my local sex shop

My favorite incense scents Can only be found in my local sex shop  Confession Bear

Finished a girl off expecting the same in return but she kicked me out so I jerked off and finished on her hairbrush

Finished a girl off expecting the same in return but she kicked me out so I jerked off and finished on her hairbrush  Confession Bear

my dad gives me $20 for lunch every monday but i never buy school lunches

my dad gives me $20 for lunch every monday but i never buy school lunches  Confession Bear

I never remember anyones name after they've been introduced to me Because I don't give a shit what their name is

I never remember anyones name after they've been introduced to me Because I don't give a shit what their name is  Confession Bear

My roommate kept using my shampoo, even after I told her to use her own, So I peed in the bottle, and watched it get more and more empty every week.

My roommate kept using my shampoo, even after I told her to use her own, So I peed in the bottle, and watched it get more and more empty every week.  Confession Bear
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