Confession Bear

my smartphone's screen size is larger than my penis

my smartphone's screen size is larger than 
my penis  Confession Bear

If the lane beside me ends and the cars have to merge into my lane I'm spiteful and won't let them in if they don't have their blinker on

If the lane beside me ends and the cars have to merge into my lane I'm spiteful and won't let them in if they don't have their blinker on  Confession Bear

I put my headphones on without music so I don't have to talk to anyone in public

I put my headphones on without music so I don't have to talk to anyone in public  Confession Bear

I was having a bad day So I mauled a hiker

I was having a bad day So I mauled a hiker  Confession Bear

Foul bachelorette frog memes turn me on

Foul bachelorette frog memes turn me on  Confession Bear

I no longer feel bad about my ancestors taking slaves from Africa They gave their black descendants a better place to live

I no longer feel bad about my ancestors taking slaves from Africa They gave their black descendants a better place to live  Confession Bear

when i sit in a seat that's warm from someone else sitting in it i enjoy it

when i sit in a seat that's warm from someone else sitting in it i enjoy it  Confession Bear

My 4th grade class raised chickens in an incubator as a science project. I changed the temperature on the incubator and most of them didn't develop. I still feel bad about it, 15 years later.

My 4th grade class raised chickens in an incubator as a science project. I changed the temperature on the incubator and most of them didn't develop. I still feel bad about it, 15 years later.  Confession Bear

When I see an old person get hurt or murdered in a movie I feel overwhelmingly happy.

When I see an old person get hurt or murdered in a movie I feel overwhelmingly happy.  Confession Bear

My husband and I own and run our own business I would fire him in a heartbeat if I could

My husband and I own and run our own business I would fire him in a heartbeat if I could  Confession Bear
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