Confession Bear

Wife snuggles into bed with me and the dog dog gets more kisses than i do

Wife snuggles into bed with me and the dog dog gets more kisses than i do  Confession Bear

I lie to my classmates about job openings on my company Cause I like to be the guy with the best job around them

I lie to my classmates about job openings on my company Cause I like to be the guy with the best job around them  Confession Bear

I don't enjoy life And will probably kill myself when my loved ones die

I don't enjoy life And will probably kill myself when my loved ones die  Confession Bear

I hope gas prices spike and stay expensive So I can ride my small 100mpg scooter without being embarassed

I hope gas prices spike and stay expensive So I can ride my small 100mpg scooter without being embarassed  Confession Bear

I kind of look forward to the Westboro Baptists protesting the Boston victims' funerals Because I know that no amount of police can keep them safe from the crowds

I kind of look forward to the Westboro Baptists protesting the Boston victims' funerals Because I know that no amount of police can keep them safe from the crowds  Confession Bear

I'm so happy that the Boston Bombers are white.

I'm so happy that the Boston Bombers are white.  Confession Bear

I like Doritos I don't like Cool Ranch

I like Doritos I don't like Cool Ranch  Confession Bear

I never order chicken when I go out Because I don't want to perpetuate the black man steroetype.

I never order chicken when I go out Because I don't want
to perpetuate the
black man steroetype.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I walk around stores in business attire with a clipboard asking people if I can help them find something, then giving them random directions

Sometimes I walk around stores in business attire with a clipboard asking people if I can help them find something, then giving them random directions  Confession Bear

My dog walked in on me fapping Now I can't look him in the eyes

My dog walked in on me fapping Now I can't look him in the eyes  Confession Bear
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