Condescending Wonka

So you are going out west for your vacation? I hope you can get to River Road in a day.

So you are going out west for your vacation? I hope you can get to River Road in a day.  Condescending Wonka

you read the comics? you must know everything

you read the comics? you must know everything  Condescending Wonka

You shot a paper ball into a trash can? You must be a real athlete.

You shot a paper ball into a trash can? You must be a real athlete.  Condescending Wonka

You're a unique and quirky individual? congratulations on being like everyone else.

You're a unique and quirky individual? congratulations on being like everyone else.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your valentine bought you flowers and chocolate on valentine’s day? please tell about how he is the best ever!

Oh, your valentine bought you flowers and chocolate on valentine’s day? please tell about how he is the best ever!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you don't wear a helmet? you must be an outstanding cyclist.

Oh, so you don't wear a helmet? you must be an outstanding cyclist.  Condescending Wonka

Your a Chemical Engineer? Your dick must be so big

Your a Chemical Engineer? Your dick must be so big  Condescending Wonka

oh you only work downtown part time,your really a musician! tell me about the 5 bands your in!!

oh you only work downtown part time,your really a musician! tell me about the 5 bands your in!!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only listen to "Classic rock"? Please, why don't you tell me how much modern music sucks.

Oh, you only listen to

Oh, you write the same "you're beautiful" status every ten minutes I bet you are really sweet and caring

Oh, you write the same
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