Condescending Wonka

oh, you have a really loud muffler on your '87 civic? Tell me again how cool that is.

oh, you have a really loud muffler on your '87 civic? Tell me again how cool that is.  Condescending Wonka

The NSA is spying on us? Please tell me more about the wiretapping program that has been in effect since 2001.

The NSA is spying on us? Please tell me more about the wiretapping program that has been in effect since 2001.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're condescending and witty on FB I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

Oh, you're condescending and witty on FB I bet that confidence translates well into the real world   Condescending Wonka

You're tired what I did during the blackout posts? Thank god you aren't like those karma whores

You're tired what I did during the blackout posts? Thank god you aren't like those karma whores  Condescending Wonka

You use correct grammar and punctuation? You must be so smart Caption 3 goes here

You use correct grammar and punctuation?  You must be so smart Caption 3 goes here  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate the star wars prequels? please elaborate on this unique opinion of yours

Oh, you hate the star wars prequels? please elaborate on this unique opinion of yours  Condescending Wonka

Oh Your boyfriend got you flowers for Valentine's Day? He Must Love you SO much!!

Oh Your boyfriend got you flowers for Valentine's Day? He Must Love you SO much!!  Condescending Wonka

You saw Wicked on broadway? You must know everything about musical theater!

You saw Wicked on broadway? You must know everything about musical theater!  Condescending Wonka

Claim you aren't whipped? So how much did sylvia's flowers cost????

Claim you aren't whipped? So how much did sylvia's flowers cost????  Condescending Wonka

You're taking a stand against conformity and capitalism? That's super. How much did you and all your friends spend on those Hot Topic shirts?

You're taking a stand against conformity
and capitalism? That's super. How much did you
and all your friends spend
on those Hot Topic shirts?  Condescending Wonka
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