Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play lots of Call of Duty? You must be quite the weapons expert

Oh, you play lots of Call of Duty? You must be quite the weapons expert  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just started listening to Jonathan peters? Please tell me about all those weekends you spent at the sound factory

Oh you just started listening to Jonathan peters? Please tell me about all those weekends you spent at the sound factory  Condescending Wonka

Oh you talk about your college players on a first name basis? You must be so close.

Oh you talk about your college players on a first name basis? You must be so close.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you follow around and evaluate high school kids for a living? Women must really find your societal contributions sexy and not at all creepy.

Oh, you follow around and evaluate high school kids for a living? Women must really find your societal contributions sexy and not at all creepy.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you park your car at eastway? your car must be really fast

Oh, you park your car at eastway? your car must be really fast  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear a "college" bro tank? You must be pretty fucking educated

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Oh, you scream at the tv while you're watching football? scream louder, they can totally hear you on the field

Oh, you scream at the tv while you're watching football? scream louder, they can totally hear you on the field  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you posted a status about that video of the mother beating her child? please tell me more about how you've always cared so much about the thousands of kids who are abused every day around the world

Oh, you posted a status about that video of the mother beating her child? please tell me more about how you've always cared so much about the thousands of kids who are abused every day around the world  Condescending Wonka

You wore a cowboy hat to a taylor swift concert? tell me more about being a country girl

You wore a cowboy hat to a taylor swift concert?
 tell me more about being a country girl  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you "came here to say this," did you? Please indulge me with more thought-provoking contributions you have to add to the conversation showing that you're not a wonderful idiot.

Oh, so you
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