Condescending Wonka

Oh you smoked a joint once? please inform us of the dangers of weed

Oh you smoked a joint once? please inform us of the dangers of weed  Condescending Wonka

you own every blink-182 album? You must be a real punk.

you own every blink-182 album? You must be a real punk.  Condescending Wonka

So I see you wear cargo shorts... Tell me, what do you use all those pockets for?

So I see you wear cargo shorts... Tell me, what do you use all those pockets for?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a busy law student? No wonder you spend so much time on Facebook.

Oh, you're a busy law student? No wonder you spend so much time on Facebook.  Condescending Wonka

Your profile picture is in black and white and tilted to the side? Wow, you're so artistic.

Your profile picture is in black and white and tilted to the side? Wow, you're so artistic.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you put a sticky note on the map with your suite group on it? Tell me all about how stress free room draw is.

Oh, so you put a sticky note on the map with your suite group on it? Tell me all about how stress free room draw is.  Condescending Wonka

You listen to underground rap? Please tell me more about how obscure your favorite rapper is.

You listen to underground rap? Please tell me more about how obscure your favorite rapper is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're reconciling with your estranged wife? Tell me again how's she's not bat shit crazy anymore.

Oh, you're reconciling with your estranged wife? Tell me again how's she's not bat shit crazy anymore.  Condescending Wonka

you passed me after i was hit with a leader shell? You must be a great mariokart player

you passed me after i was hit with a leader shell? You must be a great mariokart player  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a lakers snapback and lebron jersey? You must love basketball so much!

Oh, you have a lakers snapback and lebron jersey? You must love basketball so much!  Condescending Wonka
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