Condescending Wonka

Oh, you say god is the creator of the earth? You must have a beautiful handwriting

Oh, you say god is the creator of the earth? You must have a beautiful handwriting  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have the perfect boyfriend? please, tell us more about the cliche gifts he got you

Oh you have the perfect boyfriend? please, tell us more about the cliche gifts he got you  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a swim mom So that's why you park in our spots for free

Oh you're a swim mom So that's why you park in our spots for free  Condescending Wonka

so you're a liberal arts major? what career are you pursuing in that field?

so you're a liberal arts major? what career are you pursuing in that field?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like indie music I'm so happy you discovered foster the people

Oh, you like indie music I'm so happy you discovered foster the people  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive an Audi? You must be the classiest man alive.

Oh, you drive an Audi? You must be the classiest man alive.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you retweet every compliment you get you've reached a new level of sad. CONGRATULATIONS

Oh, you retweet every compliment you get you've reached a new level of sad. CONGRATULATIONS  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Music Major? You'll definitely contribute to society.

Oh, you're a Music Major? You'll definitely contribute to society.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, that's you in your profile picture? I never would've known had you not titled it "me."

Oh, that's you in your profile picture? I never would've known had you not titled it

You use rhotos? You must smoke marijuana

You use rhotos? You must smoke marijuana  Condescending Wonka
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