Condescending Wonka

Oh, You've had two failed engagements in the past 6 months??? You must know so much about relationships

Oh, You've had two failed engagements in the past 6 months??? You must know so much about relationships  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a tagger? I liked to practice writing my name when I was 6 too!

Oh, you're a tagger? I liked to practice writing my name when I was 6 too!  Condescending Wonka

Your super power is teamwork? I'll fire this gun at you and see how that works out...

Your super power is teamwork? I'll fire this gun at you and see how that works out...  Condescending Wonka

Got a Fulbright? Please tell me how to live my life

Got a Fulbright? Please tell me how to live my life  Condescending Wonka

So you think you know bebop? Please, show me how the bridge to Hot House goes...

So you think you know bebop?
 Please, show me how the bridge to Hot House goes...  Condescending Wonka

Your dragons are in the house of the undying you must miss your children so much

Your dragons are in the house of the undying you must miss your children so much  Condescending Wonka

Oh you trash talk online? you must be the toughest person ever

Oh you trash talk online? you must be the toughest person ever  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think jock Ross was a cunt? Please tell me about all your encounters with him personally.

Oh, you think jock Ross was a cunt?  Please tell me about all your encounters with him personally.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to skrillex? Tell me how you know everything about Dubstep

Oh you listen to skrillex? Tell me how you know everything about Dubstep  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your car with Utah plates has a Romney Sticker? Tell Me MORE

Oh, your car with Utah plates has a Romney Sticker? Tell Me MORE  Condescending Wonka
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