Condescending Wonka

You think all Miami Heat fans are bandwagoners? You must be a really big magic fan

You think all Miami Heat fans are bandwagoners? You must be a really big magic fan  Condescending Wonka

oh, you listen to mac miller? you must be a hipster!

oh, you listen to mac miller? you must be a hipster!  Condescending Wonka

oh you went to curtis and got a job? you must be a really interesting person.

oh you went to curtis and got a job? you must be a really interesting person.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to death metal? Tell me how you hate everything and want the world to end.

Oh you listen to death metal? Tell me how you hate everything and want the world to end.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your God took 6 days to create the universe... If he was any sort of God, he'd be able to do it instantly.

Oh, your God took 6 days to create the universe... If he was any sort of God, he'd be able to do it instantly.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you have a cross necklace and post about jesus? you must be very religious.

Oh so you have a cross necklace and post about jesus? you must be very religious.  Condescending Wonka

You found out you're pregnant on April 1st? please tell me how you came up with that all by yourself.

You found out you're pregnant on April 1st? please tell me how you came up with that all by yourself.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you said "happy zombie jesus day"? tell me more about how you came up with this original joke all by yourself

Oh, you said

You don't listen to Dave Ramsey? What are you? Stuupid?

You don't listen to Dave Ramsey? What are you?  Stuupid?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're playing the skrillex remix of "LEVELS" followed by "CInema" Please, Tell me all about your extensive history in EDM

Oh, you're playing the skrillex remix of
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