Condescending Wonka

khakis and Sperrys? How daring

khakis and Sperrys? How daring  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You go to St. Olaf? Tell me how your school is my school's rival.

Oh, You go to St. Olaf? Tell me how your school is my school's rival.  Condescending Wonka

Your Team Beat NC State? They must have so much talent

Your Team Beat NC State? They must have so much talent  Condescending Wonka

You only live once? please tell me more. I never knew this before

You only live once? please tell me more. I never knew this before  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your kid is an honors student? Please go on

Oh, your kid is an honors student? Please go on   Condescending Wonka

OH, you're still talking? I literally can't remember a single word you just said

OH, you're still talking?  I literally can't remember a single word you just said  Condescending Wonka

Haters make you famous? I thought it was cause you sent pictures of your vagina to the football team.

Haters make you famous? I thought it was cause you sent pictures of your vagina to the football team.  Condescending Wonka

oh...you wore a miniskirt to school ? Tell more about how it's freezing cold

oh...you wore a miniskirt to school ? Tell more about how it's freezing cold  Condescending Wonka

You watched KONY 2012? You must be such a social activist

You watched KONY 2012? You must be such a social activist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you graduated without student loan debt? You must have worked so hard in college

Oh, you graduated without student loan debt? You must have worked so hard in college  Condescending Wonka
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