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Oh, you bought a lottery ticket You must take so many risks

Oh, you bought a lottery ticket You must take so many risks  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play temple run? you must be so good at videogames

Oh, you play temple run? you must be so good at videogames  Condescending Wonka

Nothing says self enlightenment like making a meme and posting it on facebook I wonder how many Likes This will get

Nothing says self enlightenment like making a meme and posting it on facebook I wonder how many Likes This will get  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were in Lawrence last night? Please upload more videos of Mass street.

Oh, you were in Lawrence last night? Please upload more videos of Mass street.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a Honda Civic with a loud exhaust? You must know Vin Diesel.

Oh, you drive a Honda Civic with a loud exhaust? You must know Vin Diesel.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a college redditor? you must only push ideas that you have researched diligently

Oh you're a college redditor? you must only push ideas that you have researched diligently  Condescending Wonka

I see you hosted the Australian Pipe Band Championships. Please, tell me how it would be such a great idea to do it again in 2014. Gets me every time.

I see you hosted the Australian Pipe Band Championships. Please, tell me how it would be such a great idea to do it again in 2014. Gets me every time.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you play West of England's Schools football? You must be such a talented footballer

Oh you play West of England's Schools football? You must be such a talented footballer   Condescending Wonka

Oh, Real Madrid is playing Bayern Munich in the Champions League? Please tell me how many goals they'll win by.

Oh, Real Madrid is playing Bayern Munich in the Champions League? Please tell me how many goals they'll win by.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I made a typo? Tell me more about how this invalidates my argument.

Oh, I made a typo? Tell me more about how this invalidates my argument.  Condescending Wonka
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