Condescending Wonka

Thinking of entering the KMLA speech contest? please tell me more about why you might be too busy or want to focus on other things, and how you don't realize that this is the moment you've been waiting for all your life.

Thinking of entering the KMLA speech contest?  please tell me more about why you might be too busy or want to focus on other things, and how you don't realize that this is the moment you've been waiting for all your life.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, your Android phone had 4G a year and a half before the iPhone? Tell me all about your incredible battery life.

Oh, your Android phone had 4G a year and a half before the iPhone? Tell me all about your incredible battery life.  Condescending Wonka

Diz-me mais coisas cientificamente provadas

Diz-me mais coisas cientificamente provadas  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear a wrap to lose weight? you'll be a fatass again in 24 hours

Oh, you wear a wrap to lose weight?  you'll be a fatass again in 24 hours   Condescending Wonka

US media should report on more than boston? please tell me more about how you always cared.

US media should report on more than boston? please tell me more about how you always cared.  Condescending Wonka

Wait, so, you still believe "Barack Obama" is his real name? I'm very sorry to hear that.

Wait, so, you still believe

You Retweet condesending Wonka? Oh my! You must be such a sarcastic person!

You Retweet condesending Wonka? Oh my! You must be such a sarcastic person!  Condescending Wonka

Your cummins cant black out an intersection? You must be the worlds biggest pussy =)

Your cummins cant black out an intersection? You must be the worlds biggest pussy  =)  Condescending Wonka

you got speed wobbles in your jeep you say? sounds scary.

you got speed wobbles in your jeep you say? sounds scary.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought a lottery ticket You must take so many risks

Oh, you bought a lottery ticket You must take so many risks  Condescending Wonka
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