Condescending Wonka

You play Mafia Wars? Then, by all means, send me more things to ignore.

You play Mafia Wars? Then, by all means, send me more things to ignore.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you throw stink bombs in the hall? You must be really funny

Oh, you throw stink bombs in the hall?  You must be really funny  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you say my science degree doesn't permit me to have opinions regarding foreign policy? Please, regale me again with your musings on the nature of the universe.

Oh, you say my science degree doesn't permit me to have opinions regarding foreign policy? Please, regale me again with your musings on the nature of the universe.  Condescending Wonka

Kendall gerberich liked your instagram post? I bet she wants to hook up

Kendall gerberich liked your instagram post? I bet she wants to hook up  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a roommate conflict? Tell me all about it while i do my thesis proposal.

Oh you have a roommate conflict? Tell me all about it while i do my thesis proposal.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so can give a good butt massage? You must have magic hands - LINDA!

Oh, so can give a good butt massage? You must have magic hands - LINDA!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're the illest motherfucker alive? Please, do tell me how that looks on a resume

Oh, you're the illest motherfucker alive? Please, do tell me how that looks on a resume  Condescending Wonka

How witty! Did you come up with that all by yourself?

How witty! Did you come up with that all by yourself?  Condescending Wonka

you suddenly love josh hutcherson from seeing the hunger games? You must be an expert on him now

you suddenly love josh hutcherson from seeing the hunger games? You must be an expert on him now  Condescending Wonka

So you like to smoke Bath salts? Are you thinking "Calgon take me away"!!

So you like to smoke 
Bath salts? Are you thinking
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