Condescending Wonka

Oh, you champ black and milds? you must know your way around the hood.

Oh, you champ black and milds? you must know your way around the hood.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had a remarkably vivid dream about something random? I can't wait to hear all the details.

Oh, you had a remarkably vivid dream about something random? I can't wait to hear all the details.  Condescending Wonka

Rick Santorum is an extremely religious asshole? You should tell someone about that

Rick Santorum is an extremely religious asshole? You should tell someone about that  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play craps? You must win a lot.

Oh, you play craps? You must win a lot.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're CArson becker? Tell me what it's like to be a woman trapped in a man's body

Oh, you're CArson becker? Tell me what it's like to be a woman trapped in a man's body  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't have a facepic on OkCupid because the CIA might be monitoring you? You must be so important.

Oh, you don't have a facepic on OkCupid because the CIA might be monitoring you? You must be so important.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you read Twilight? You must know everything about good literature.

Oh you read Twilight? You must know everything about good literature.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, that meme you posted on facebook was original? Because I'm sure no one saw it on reddit two hours ago.

Oh, that meme you posted on facebook was original? Because I'm sure no one saw it on reddit two hours ago.  Condescending Wonka

So you want a 4x4 animal style protein style? You must really be watching those carbs.

So you want a 4x4 animal style protein style?  You must really be watching those carbs.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're playing at Paul van Dyk? Tell me more about how you punted tickets for a slot

Oh, you're playing at Paul van Dyk? Tell me more about how you punted tickets for a slot  Condescending Wonka
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