Condescending Wonka

Oh, You post Drake quotes? You must be so deep

Oh, You post Drake quotes? You must be so deep  Condescending Wonka

Subaru's are slow and need work to look nice? Please tell me all about your Civic

Subaru's are slow and need work to look nice? Please tell me all about your Civic  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you crossfit? Tell me more about your awesome cult.

Oh, so you crossfit? Tell me more about your awesome cult.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, just watched a funny movie? please, recite all the funny lines until theyre not funny anymore

Oh, just watched a funny movie? please, recite all the funny lines until theyre not funny anymore  Condescending Wonka

oh,you tried to escape in a boat? next time pick one that's in water instead of someones backyard

oh,you tried to escape in a boat? next time pick one that's in water instead of someones backyard  Condescending Wonka

brace yourself, whitney houston posts are coming? i'm so glad you are here to warn me

brace yourself, whitney houston posts are coming? i'm so glad you are here to warn me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're moving to Canada because you don't like Obama? Tell me about how much you'll enjoy living in one of the most socialized countries on Earth

Oh, you're moving to Canada because you don't like Obama? Tell me about how much you'll enjoy living in one of the most socialized countries on Earth  Condescending Wonka

Oh, marching band is not considered a sport? Explain to me why the football team takes naps

Oh, marching band is not considered a sport? Explain to me why the football team takes naps  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hacked your friends facebook? Please, tell me what programs you used

Oh, you hacked your friends facebook? Please, tell me what programs you used  Condescending Wonka

You're a single hipster? You're right, relationships are incredibly mainstream

You're a single hipster? You're right, relationships are incredibly mainstream  Condescending Wonka
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