Condescending Wonka

You're a 13 year old girl wearing a beatles shirt? You must know all of their songs.

You're a 13 year old girl wearing a beatles shirt? You must know all of their songs.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're having common life problems? You've definitely helped yourself by posting it on facebook

Oh, so you're having common life problems? You've definitely helped yourself by posting it on facebook  Condescending Wonka

You haven't read the works of Ludwig Wittgenstein? Tell me more about how post-modernism is a true philosophy.

You haven't read the works of Ludwig Wittgenstein? Tell me more about how post-modernism is a true philosophy.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your cousin is in the military? please tell me about how he was a SEAL, fighter pilot and made general in 5 years!

Oh your cousin is in the military? please tell me about how he was a SEAL, fighter pilot and made general in 5 years!  Condescending Wonka

You're 13 years old playing cod? You must be a quick scoping champion.

You're 13 years old playing cod? You must be a quick scoping champion.  Condescending Wonka

Remember when you cared? Yeah, me either.

Remember when you cared? Yeah, me either.  Condescending Wonka

Oh You've deleted X amount of People on Facebook? Being friends with you must be exclusive and impressive

Oh You've deleted X amount of People on Facebook? Being friends with you must be exclusive and impressive  Condescending Wonka

Considering being an attorney? Some of your lying is exquisite…..

Considering being an attorney?

 Some of your lying is exquisite…..
  Condescending Wonka

You want to compliment me on my oral sex technique? That definitely makes me want to have sex with you, again.

You want to compliment me on my oral sex technique? That definitely makes me want to have sex with you, again.  Condescending Wonka

So you plan to buy a new bari sax? How many girls can I expect to get if I buy one too?

So you plan to buy a new bari sax? How many girls can I expect to get if I buy one too?  Condescending Wonka
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