Condescending Wonka

Oh you work at a booth in the mall? Please tell me, how do you sleep at night.

Oh you work at a booth in the mall? Please tell me, how do you sleep at night.   Condescending Wonka

So, you're a female soldier? you must have seen so much combat

So, you're a female soldier? you must have seen so much combat  Condescending Wonka

you play in a deathcore band? your sound must be so diverse.

you play in a deathcore band? your sound must be so diverse.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you used dubstep in an Internet Explorer commercial? Great job of appealing to the majority of Internet Explorer users

Oh, you used dubstep in an Internet Explorer commercial? Great job of appealing to the majority of Internet Explorer users  Condescending Wonka

asi que te enamoraste de un dj dime que se siente que todo te lo diga con musica

asi que te enamoraste de un dj dime que se siente que todo te lo diga con musica  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play intramural sports? Tell me again how athletically skilled you are

Oh, you play intramural sports? Tell me again how athletically skilled you are  Condescending Wonka

You like the Big Bang Theory? You must be such a big nerd.

You like the Big Bang Theory? You must be such a big nerd.  Condescending Wonka

oh you play in a shitty band that no one has ever heard of? tell me again how taylor swift is awful.

oh you play in a shitty band that no one has ever heard of? tell me again how taylor swift is awful.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't like Rammstein? Tell me more about how good your taste in music is

Oh, you don't like Rammstein? Tell me more about how good your taste in music is  Condescending Wonka

Oh you think Alistair Overeem is a cheater? Tell me more about how Chael Sonnen is such a clean athlete.

Oh you think Alistair Overeem is a cheater? Tell me more about how Chael Sonnen is such a clean athlete.  Condescending Wonka
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