Condescending Wonka

oh you're from hampton manor tell me how fucking ganster you are

oh you're from hampton manor tell me how fucking ganster you are  Condescending Wonka

Stayed up till 1? Please, tell me more about your insomnia

Stayed up till 1? Please, tell me more about your insomnia  Condescending Wonka

You put bible verses as Your Facebook status? Fuck you

You put bible verses as Your Facebook status? Fuck you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just got back from study abroad? Please, work this into conversation at every opportunity

Oh, you just got back from study abroad? Please, work this into conversation at every opportunity  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a joke about nu being boring you must have visited before you got rejected

Oh, you made a joke about nu being boring you must have visited before you got rejected  Condescending Wonka

You're the biggest Blink-182 fan around town? Tell me all the lyrics to All the small things and how it's their greatest song.

You're the biggest Blink-182 fan around town? Tell me all the lyrics to All the small things and how it's their greatest song.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you pronounce Kinard as Kenard? You must be new.

Oh, you pronounce Kinard as Kenard? You must be new.  Condescending Wonka

you quoted a funny scene from a show/ movie you must be so clever

you quoted a funny scene from a show/ movie you must be so clever  Condescending Wonka

oh, You threw three touchdowns in a playoff game? You certainly are ELIte

oh, You threw three touchdowns in a playoff game? You certainly are ELIte  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Marine? Please tell me how you're the toughest human being on planet Earth.

Oh, you're a Marine? Please tell me how you're the toughest human being on planet Earth.  Condescending Wonka
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