Condescending Wonka

You bought hundreds of dollars worth of mega millions tickets? your priorities must be in order

You bought hundreds of dollars worth of mega millions tickets? your priorities must be in order  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought a silver Honda Civic? I bet it goes great with your white sunglasses.

Oh, you bought a silver Honda Civic? I bet it goes great with your white sunglasses.  Condescending Wonka

You get blackout drunk on a weekday? You must be such a badass.

You get blackout drunk on a weekday? You must be such a badass.  Condescending Wonka

Your most famous alumnus is Roy Chapman Who?

Your most famous alumnus is  Roy Chapman Who?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear Cargo Pants? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Wear Cargo Pants? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka

YOu broke up with your teen crush you must feel so bad

YOu broke up with your teen crush you must feel so bad  Condescending Wonka

Oh! You went to Barstool Blackout at the Wellmont Theater in Montclair? You must have had an amazing time!

Oh! You went to Barstool Blackout at the  Wellmont Theater in Montclair? You must have had an amazing time!   Condescending Wonka

So you didn't buy your parts from Diesel Dawgs Performance? I bet you feel real stupid

So you didn't buy your parts from Diesel Dawgs Performance? I bet you feel real stupid  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you make exeter memes? i'll bet you have all sorts of keen social insight

Oh, you make exeter memes? i'll bet you have all sorts of keen social insight  Condescending Wonka

Men are all pigs? Please tell me more about the perfection of women

Men are all pigs? Please tell me more about the perfection of women  Condescending Wonka
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