Condescending Wonka

Facebook status about Junior seau? Please tell me how you've always been a fan

Facebook status about Junior seau? Please tell me how you've always been a fan    Condescending Wonka

You walked away when grandma called "young man"? You must be quite the badass

You walked away when grandma called

0hhh you wear Sperry boat shoes? Tell me how you go on many boat adventures!

0hhh you wear Sperry boat shoes? Tell me how you go on many boat adventures!  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're complaining about how long the field is taking? please tell me about your contributions to the project

oh, you're complaining about how long the field is taking? please tell me about your contributions to the project  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you love Sleeping With Sirens? please name the other band members except Kellin Quinn

Oh, so you love Sleeping With Sirens? please name the other band members except Kellin Quinn  Condescending Wonka

that's a funny story now shut the fuck up

that's a funny story  now shut the fuck up  Condescending Wonka

Oh it's your birthday? I'll make sure society takes that into account in its dealings with you today.

Oh it's your birthday? I'll make sure society takes that into account in its dealings with you today.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watch "Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman? You must be such an intellectual thinker.

Oh, you watch

Oh, You don't have any new Doctor Who to watch? Please tell me what you thought of the other 591 episodes before the modern series

Oh, You don't have any new Doctor Who to watch? Please tell me what you thought of the other 591 episodes before the modern series  Condescending Wonka

oh, your profile is written in third person you must be very important

oh, your profile is written in third person you must be very important  Condescending Wonka
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