Condescending Wonka

You wear jordans? You must be so good at basketball.

You wear jordans? You must be so good at basketball.  Condescending Wonka

you catch every football one handed you must get all the pussy

you catch every football one handed you must get all the pussy  Condescending Wonka

Oh Fab Melo is a NCAA Student Athlete? Please, Enlighten me on what his gpa is?

Oh Fab Melo is a NCAA Student Athlete? Please, Enlighten me on what his gpa is?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have over one thousand friends on Facebook? I bet you'd be perfect as student body president

Oh, you have over one thousand friends on Facebook? I bet you'd be perfect as student body president  Condescending Wonka

Oh you take Condescending Wonka jokes and repost them on Facebook? Please share with me more of your original ideas.

Oh you take Condescending Wonka jokes and repost them on Facebook?  Please share with me more of your original ideas.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know the different between a winky face and a smiley face? You must be an expert on all current internet and text speak.

Oh, you know the different between a winky face and a smiley face? You must be an expert on all current internet and text speak.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got on your friends Facebook while they weren't looking? Tell me more about how you are the best hacker ever.

Oh, you got on your friends Facebook while they weren't looking?  Tell me more about how you are the best hacker ever.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a sophomore studying political science? Please tell me more about how the cops can't arrest you.

Oh you're a sophomore studying political science? Please tell me more about how the cops can't arrest you.   Condescending Wonka

God loves everyone? Please tell me again how I'm going to hell for not thinking he exists.

God loves everyone? Please tell me again how I'm going to hell for not thinking he exists.  Condescending Wonka

oh , so you like to yell yolo? You must really live life to the fullest.

oh , so you like to yell yolo? You must really live life to the fullest.  Condescending Wonka
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