Condescending Wonka

Something on the internet offended you? You must be new here.

Something on the internet offended you? You must be new here.   Condescending Wonka

You go to Sumner Academy of Arts and Science? You must be so intelligent.

You go to Sumner Academy of Arts and Science? You must be so intelligent.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you "don't give a fuck?" please scream that even louder while you clench your fists

Oh you

Kerbal Space Program? We think it's adorable

Kerbal Space Program? We think it's adorable  Condescending Wonka

So 50 Shades of Grey is an Instruction Manual for Women? Tell me about how you love dudes who lavish you with ridiculous gifts and proceed to beat the shit out of you while fucking you mercilessly.

So 50 Shades of Grey is an Instruction Manual for Women? Tell me about how you love dudes who lavish you with ridiculous gifts and proceed to beat the shit out of you while fucking you mercilessly.  Condescending Wonka

oh youre a member of the rock gym? you must be so indie and different Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

oh youre a member of the rock gym? you must be so indie and different Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've done a gangnam mashup? I do hope it has Carly Rae Jepsen in it

Oh, you've done a gangnam mashup? I do hope it has Carly Rae Jepsen in it  Condescending Wonka

oh You're a power ranger? Tell me more about how spandex is reliable armor

oh You're a power ranger? Tell me more about how spandex is reliable armor  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you yell "we won, we did it" when the ravens won the superbowl? tell me more about how many passes you caught from Flacco

Oh, you yell

Oh, you're giving up Chipotle for lent Please tell me how that is anything like being nailed to a cross

Oh, you're giving up Chipotle for lent Please tell me how that is anything like being nailed to a cross  Condescending Wonka
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