Condescending Wonka

Oh, Everyone copies you? Tell me more about how frustrating it is, to be so awesome.

Oh, Everyone copies you?  Tell me more about how frustrating it is, to be so awesome.   Condescending Wonka

oh, you're a sex addict? tell me more about how you don't do anything sexual for weeks

oh, you're a sex addict? tell me more about how you don't do anything sexual for weeks  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play for Boise state You must have played so many hard teams

Oh, you play for Boise state You must have played so many hard teams  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you posted a status about the election results? Tell me how you've ALWAYS cared about politics

Oh, you posted a status about the election results? Tell me how you've ALWAYS cared about politics  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you do Jillian Michael's workout DVD? Tell me more about how physically active you are.

Oh, you do Jillian Michael's workout DVD?   Tell me more about how physically active you are.   Condescending Wonka

My employer is open 24/7/365 regardless of arbitrary holidays Tell me again how you hate working on Thanksgiving

My employer is open 24/7/365 regardless of arbitrary holidays Tell me again how you hate working on Thanksgiving   Condescending Wonka

Congressmen won't take a pay cut to help save money? Please tell me more about how they are public servants.

Congressmen won't take a pay cut to help save money? Please tell me more about how they are public servants.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you think you've had a rough day? Tell me, do you have any idea how hard it is to take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie?

Oh, so you think you've had a rough day? Tell me, do you have any idea how hard it is to take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it doesn't matter that I can't fill out these medical forms because I'm adopted? Tell me again how adoption magically renders family history irrelevant

Oh, it doesn't matter that I can't fill out these medical forms because I'm adopted? Tell me again how adoption magically renders family history irrelevant  Condescending Wonka

you have a wuck festern shirt? how original

you have a wuck festern shirt? how original  Condescending Wonka
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