Condescending Wonka

you're 15, your parents pay for everything you need, and you don't have a debilitating disease? please tell me more about how much your life sucks

you're 15, your parents pay for everything you need, and you don't have a debilitating disease? please tell me more about how much your life sucks  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate coming to Agenda? It must really suck having a 20 minute time commitment once a week

Oh, you hate coming to Agenda? It must really suck having a 20 minute time commitment once a week  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you put Porsche wheels on your Volkswagen Golf? I bet it's so fast.

Oh,you put Porsche wheels on your Volkswagen Golf? I bet it's so fast.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you gave that homeless man a dollar you're an incredibly generous man

oh, you gave that homeless man a dollar you're an incredibly generous man  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have an album of iphoto pics you took in the library? you must study so much.

Oh, you have an album of iphoto pics you took in the library? you must study so much.  Condescending Wonka

Too bad you're too drunk to make good choices. you should ask god for help.

Too bad you're too drunk to make good choices. you should ask god for help.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're too cool for emoticons? Fuck yeah!!!!

Oh, you're too cool for emoticons? Fuck yeah!!!!  Condescending Wonka

oh, you can throw a football really far You must have a really big penis

oh, you can throw a football really far You must have a really big penis  Condescending Wonka

Oh your favorite band is A Day To Remember? Please continue to tell me how hardcore you are.

Oh your favorite band is A Day To Remember? Please continue to tell me how hardcore you are.  Condescending Wonka

So, I heard you like ponies? Let me tell you about clop clop

So, I heard you like ponies? Let me tell you about clop clop  Condescending Wonka
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