Condescending Wonka

Oh, your SO lives half and hour away and you can only see her on the weekends? You must miss her so much

Oh, your SO lives half and hour away and you can only see her on the weekends? You must miss her so much  Condescending Wonka

Your wife is principle of a school and placed her kids in the gifted class please tell me more

Your wife is principle of a school and placed her kids in the gifted class please tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a March Madness Bracket? tell me how you're an avid fan of college athletics all year round

Oh, you have a March Madness Bracket? tell me how you're an avid fan of college athletics all year round  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You are 17 and engaged? must be true love

Oh, You are 17 and engaged? must be true love  Condescending Wonka

That feeling when your college roommate comes back from going home for the weekend and asks, "How was ur' weekend?" ...Great... (until you showed up)

That feeling when your college roommate comes back from going home for the weekend and asks,

You have a job and an education? How awful

You have a job and an education? How awful  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own a dSLR camera? you must take so many artistic pictures

Oh, you own a dSLR camera? you must take so many artistic pictures  Condescending Wonka

Oh you wish their was more girls at UWP? The guy girl ratio must be the only thing keeping you from getting laid.

Oh you wish their was more girls at UWP? The guy girl ratio must be the only thing keeping you from getting laid.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a tribal armband? So what tribe are you from, Chad?

Oh, you got a tribal armband? So what tribe are you from, Chad?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're revving your engine? I bet your car goes really fast.

Oh, you're revving your engine? I bet your car goes really fast.  Condescending Wonka
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