Condescending Wonka

Maker's Mark? go on and throw that bottle cap away!

Maker's Mark? go on and throw that bottle cap away!  Condescending Wonka

So you support Manchester United? How are things down in London?

So you support Manchester United? How are things down in London?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You play football for willamette? You must go ham in the weightroom

Oh, You play football for willamette? You must go ham in the weightroom  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You just turned 21? Please tell me how cool it is to be able to drink

Oh, You just turned 21? Please tell me how cool it is to be able to drink  Condescending Wonka

Oh your got high honors for all four years? Ok ill take a big mac, fries and a mcflurry

Oh your got high honors for all four years? Ok ill take a big mac, fries and a mcflurry  Condescending Wonka

Avenged Sevenfold are playing in your city? tell me about how you've always been their number one fan

Avenged Sevenfold are playing in your city? tell me about how you've always been their number one fan  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you make homo jokes about my boyfriend on the internet? I bet there have never been any aspersions cast on your heterosexuality

Oh, you make homo jokes about my boyfriend on the internet? I bet there have never been any aspersions cast on your heterosexuality   Condescending Wonka

you have a lot of red cup photos You must get drunk a lot

you have a lot of red cup photos You must get drunk a lot  Condescending Wonka

OH, you're a local promoter in your hometown? You're right! I should give you a free shirt...

OH, you're a local promoter in your hometown? You're right! I should give you a free shirt...  Condescending Wonka

You hate Barack Obama? Which specific policies do you disagree with?

You hate Barack Obama? Which specific policies do you disagree with?  Condescending Wonka
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