Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a tattoo on your neck? I see many positive interviews in your future

Oh, you got a tattoo on your neck? I see many positive interviews in your future   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you promote for voodoo? you must be such a party animal

Oh, you promote for voodoo? you must be such a party animal  Condescending Wonka

Slender-man doesn't phase you? You must be a real badass

Slender-man doesn't phase you? You must be a real badass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear southern marsh and vineyard vines? You must be quite the frat star

Oh, you wear southern marsh and vineyard vines? You must be quite the frat star  Condescending Wonka

you're so clever

 you're so clever  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're Johnny Depp Fuck you

oh, you're Johnny Depp Fuck you  Condescending Wonka

You use Status Shuffle on Facebook? Those are great statuses and hardly take up any important space on my news feed.

You use Status Shuffle on Facebook? Those are great statuses and hardly take up any important space on my news feed.  Condescending Wonka

i am a huge cunt that is all over the internet with my shit jokes

i am a huge cunt that is all over the internet with my shit jokes  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you look like ryan villopoto but cant ride a dirt bike your name must be dakota

oh, so you look like ryan villopoto but cant ride a dirt bike your name must be dakota  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're having softball problems? Please tell all of them to deliboy

Oh you're having softball problems? Please tell all of them to deliboy  Condescending Wonka
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