Condescending Wonka

so, you have all #1 seeds in the final four you must be quite the bracketologist

so, you have all #1 seeds in the final four you must be quite the bracketologist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're making your own zombie movie? How original

Oh, you're making your own zombie movie? How original  Condescending Wonka

You can play beer pong for 4 hours straight? I'm impressed

You can play beer pong for 4 hours straight? I'm impressed  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've wanted to stop Kony since '06? Tell me how successful you've been

Oh, you've wanted to stop Kony since '06? Tell me how successful you've been   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you jacked up your four-wheel drive pickup truck? I'll bet you are so security in your sexuality!

Oh, you jacked up your four-wheel drive pickup truck? I'll bet you are so security in your sexuality!  Condescending Wonka

Getting wasted off green beer on St. Patrick's Day? You must be so proud of your Irish heritage.

Getting wasted off green beer on St. Patrick's Day? You must be so proud of your Irish heritage.  Condescending Wonka

So, you are from peru? Tell me how it feels to be perfect

So, you are from peru? Tell me how it feels to be perfect  Condescending Wonka

So, you want to send troops to Syria and Iran? Let's just go for the whole middle east.

So, you want to send troops to Syria and Iran? Let's just go for the whole middle east.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your bitching about people and drama in your life Please remind me how drama free you are at the end of your Facebook status

Oh your bitching about people and drama in your life Please remind me how drama free you are at the end of your Facebook status  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put an Apple logo sticker on your car You must be a computer expert

Oh, you put an Apple logo sticker on your car You must be a computer expert  Condescending Wonka
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