Condescending Wonka

You like the X, huh? Probably because they kick ass...

You like the X, huh? Probably because they kick ass...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put an Apple logo sticker on your car You must be a computer expert

Oh, you put an Apple logo sticker on your car You must be a computer expert  Condescending Wonka

you have an opinion on a serious issue? please put it on a bumper sticker.

you have an opinion on a serious issue? please put it on a bumper sticker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a creeper? Please, feel free to elaborate while I call the cops.

Oh, so you're a creeper? Please, feel free to elaborate while I call the cops.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Shaved One Side of Your Head You must have thought of that before Skrillex

Oh, You Shaved One Side of Your Head You must have thought of that before Skrillex  Condescending Wonka

You can play beer pong for 4 hours straight? I'm impressed

You can play beer pong for 4 hours straight? I'm impressed  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you jacked up your four-wheel drive pickup truck? I'll bet you are so security in your sexuality!

Oh, you jacked up your four-wheel drive pickup truck? I'll bet you are so security in your sexuality!  Condescending Wonka

Getting wasted off green beer on St. Patrick's Day? You must be so proud of your Irish heritage.

Getting wasted off green beer on St. Patrick's Day? You must be so proud of your Irish heritage.  Condescending Wonka

So, you are from peru? Tell me how it feels to be perfect

So, you are from peru? Tell me how it feels to be perfect  Condescending Wonka

So, you want to send troops to Syria and Iran? Let's just go for the whole middle east.

So, you want to send troops to Syria and Iran? Let's just go for the whole middle east.  Condescending Wonka
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