Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a hipster but dress exactly like ALL of your friends? Tell me again how much you dislike those who succumb to mainstream trends?

Oh, so you're a hipster but dress exactly like ALL of your friends? Tell me again how much you dislike those who succumb to mainstream trends?  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you drive fast import car? Tell me about how you still live with your parents

Oh so you drive fast import car? Tell me about how you still live with your parents  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're tensing with your shirt off in your facebook picture? you must be sooo tough.

oh, you're tensing with your shirt off in your facebook picture? you must be sooo tough.  Condescending Wonka

Posting up another pic of the outside temperature on your car dashboard? Thank you, I had no idea it was hot as balls outside.

Posting up another pic of the outside temperature on your car dashboard? Thank you, I had no idea it was hot as balls outside.  Condescending Wonka

So, you're threatening to go to Canada after 'Obamacare' is upheld? Tell me how their socialized healthcare system works out for you

So, you're threatening to go to Canada after 'Obamacare' is upheld? Tell me how their socialized healthcare system works out for you   Condescending Wonka

Oh, holding the door for me when I'm 30 feet away? You must be a very considerate person

Oh, holding the door for me when I'm 30 feet away? You must be a very considerate person  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only talk to me when it’s convenient for you. Other than that, you’re too busy. Tell me more about how i'm your best friend.

Oh, you only talk to me when it’s convenient for you. Other than that, you’re too busy. Tell me more about how i'm your best friend.  Condescending Wonka

OH, you're a party leader for Mock Congress? tell me all about your political knowledge and experience

OH, you're a party leader for Mock Congress? tell me all about your political knowledge and experience  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're mad about the election? Your facebook post is totally going to spark a revolution

Oh, you're mad about the election? Your facebook post is totally going to spark a revolution  Condescending Wonka

A toothpaste joke that's funny. we never those

A toothpaste joke that's funny. 
we never those   Condescending Wonka
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