Condescending Wonka

Frodo Baggins is whiny and annoying? Please tell me more about how you haven't read the books.

Frodo Baggins is whiny and annoying? Please tell me more about how you haven't read the books.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have traditional Maori tats on your arms? Tell me all about your Maori heritage...

Oh you have traditional Maori tats on your arms? Tell me all about your Maori heritage...  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a freshman in college? Tell me more about how you're going to be rich and famous.

Oh you're a freshman in college? Tell me more about how you're going to be rich and famous.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're mad about the election? Your facebook post is totally going to spark a revolution

Oh, you're mad about the election? Your facebook post is totally going to spark a revolution  Condescending Wonka

A toothpaste joke that's funny. we never those

A toothpaste joke that's funny. 
we never those   Condescending Wonka

Oh you make the best nachos? please tell me more about how you melt the cheese

Oh you make the best nachos? please tell me more about how you melt the cheese  Condescending Wonka

Oh, peanut butter has butter in it? tell me more about being vegan.

Oh, peanut butter has butter in it? tell me more about being vegan.  Condescending Wonka

You use a mass driver and a flaylock? Tell me more about how you can't aim

You use a mass driver and a flaylock? Tell me more about how you can't aim  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist tell me about my faith

Oh, you're an atheist tell me about my faith  Condescending Wonka

Oh, sure i'd love to hear why your iphone is better than my android

Oh, sure i'd love to hear why your iphone is better than my android  Condescending Wonka
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