Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're being mature and evaluating your friendships? That must be why you spend every thursday getting drunk and lying to people about where you are.

Oh, you're being mature and evaluating your friendships? That must be why you spend every thursday getting drunk and lying to people about where you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have 1500 friends on Facebook? You must really have that many in the real world

Oh, you have 1500 friends on Facebook? You must really have that many in the real world  Condescending Wonka

oh you dared to have an opinion? Let me crush that for you

oh you dared to have an opinion? Let me crush that for you  Condescending Wonka

Oh you vote? I'll bet that will make all the difference.

Oh you vote? I'll bet that will make all the difference.   Condescending Wonka

You just bought an expensive new pair of uggs? Tell me about how horrible they are in the snow...

You just bought an expensive new pair of uggs? Tell me about how horrible they are in the snow...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a boyfriend Please tell why I'm single

Oh, you have a boyfriend Please tell why I'm single  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You just spent 3 weeks in NZ? You must know everything about pies

Oh, You just spent 3 weeks in NZ? You must know everything about pies  Condescending Wonka

I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

 I bet that confidence translates well into the real world  Condescending Wonka

Oh willy wonka's on? Let me tell everyone on Facebook I'm watching it.

Oh willy wonka's on? Let me tell everyone on Facebook I'm watching it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a social media consultant? Please tell me how successful you are!?

Oh, you're a social media consultant? Please tell me how successful you are!?  Condescending Wonka
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