Condescending Wonka

Oh, you graduated from Bethany College? They should have taught you how to be a better waiter.

Oh, you graduated from Bethany College?
 They should have taught you how to be a better waiter.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think my nympho wife of 20 years is sexually repressed? Tell me how you figured that out while living in your parent's basement.

Oh, you think my nympho wife of 20 years is sexually repressed? Tell me how you figured that out while living in your parent's basement.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use Axe deodorant, body spray, soap and shampoo? the women must follow you everywhere

Oh, you use Axe deodorant, body spray, soap and shampoo? the women must follow you everywhere  Condescending Wonka

Wats that? Your Kony “Action Kit” is already on its way in the mail. You should keep one of the stickers as a reminder of your epic bandwagon fail.

Wats that?
 Your Kony “Action Kit” is already on its way in the mail. You should keep one of the stickers as a reminder of your epic bandwagon fail.  Condescending Wonka

You just watched KONY 2012? Please tell me about all your well-informed criticisms

You just watched KONY 2012? Please tell me about all your well-informed criticisms  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have two songs from a band on your ipod? Please tell me how much you love them

Oh, you have two songs from a band on your ipod? Please tell me how much you love them  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're on pinterest, too? I'm sure Reddit would love to see everything you pin.

Oh, you're on pinterest, too? I'm sure Reddit would love to see everything you pin.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear TOMS? You must care so much about Africa.

Oh, you wear TOMS? You must care so much about Africa.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your law review note was cited several times? I bet you're an amazing attorney.

Oh, your law review note was cited several times? I bet you're an amazing attorney.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you wear a jack wills bodywarmer? you must be so original

oh, you wear a jack wills bodywarmer? you must be so original  Condescending Wonka
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