Condescending Wonka

Johnny Depp plays me in the remake? That cunt Tim Burton wouldn't be the director by any chance would he?

Johnny Depp plays me in the remake? That cunt Tim Burton wouldn't be the director by any chance would he?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have Dre Beats? Please tell me how much of a famous music producer you are

Oh, you have Dre Beats? Please tell me how much of a famous music producer you are  Condescending Wonka

I'm a menace to society? please tell me how your perfect in every way

I'm a menace to society? please tell me how your perfect in every way  Condescending Wonka

Stop hating on Justin Bieber. she has feelings too.

Stop hating on Justin Bieber.  she has feelings too.  Condescending Wonka

Remember when Facebook was about more than these stupid pictures with captions? Yeah...I miss actually finding out what's going on in my "friend's" lives too!

Remember when Facebook was about more than these stupid pictures with captions?   Yeah...I miss actually finding out what's going on in my

Oh, you say lakers will win the 2013 championshp? please, tell me how Dwight Howard, kobe bryant, and steve nash are better than lebron james, dwayne wade, chris bosh, rashard lewis, and ray allen.

Oh, you say lakers will win the 2013 championshp? please, tell me how Dwight Howard, kobe bryant, and steve nash are better than lebron james, dwayne wade, chris bosh, rashard lewis, and ray allen.  Condescending Wonka

You want to stick it in guys butt holes? please name each person you would like to do that to

You want to stick it in guys butt holes? please name each person you would like to do that to  Condescending Wonka

oh, your facebook status is lyrics to a luke bryan song? you're so country.

oh, your facebook status is lyrics to a luke bryan song? you're so country.  Condescending Wonka

You have 12000 traces of malware and 9 toolbars? Tell me more about how you don't know where they came from

You have 12000 traces of malware and 9 toolbars?
 Tell me more about how you don't know where they came from  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so a two parent family makes things better for kids? Why don't you tell that to the guy next to you who was raised by a single mother. He only ended up becoming President of the United States

Oh, so a two parent family makes things better for kids? Why don't you tell that to the guy next to you who was raised by a single mother.  He only  ended up becoming President of the United States  Condescending Wonka
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