Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're friends with Mat Latos? You must get all the ladies

Oh, you're friends with Mat Latos? You must get all the ladies  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're the president of your fraternity? You must organize the BEST circle jerks ever

Oh, you're the president of your  fraternity? You must organize the BEST circle jerks ever  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have skulls on your jacket? You must be so tough

Oh you have skulls on your jacket? You must be so tough  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want a guy that looks like brad pitt or johnny depp? you must look like a supermodel/movie star yourself.

Oh, you want a guy that looks like brad pitt or johnny depp? you must look like a supermodel/movie star yourself.  Condescending Wonka

nice burnout in the parking lot at mcdonalds tell me more about how you and vin diesel steal cars together

nice burnout in the parking lot at mcdonalds tell me more about how you and vin diesel steal cars together  Condescending Wonka

So your taking Shotgun merit badge just for extra shooting time? You must be a badass

So your taking Shotgun merit badge just for extra shooting time? You must be a badass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know Jade Moore? Please, tell me again how much he reminds you of Marilyn Manson.

Oh, you know Jade Moore? Please, tell me again how much he reminds you of Marilyn Manson.  Condescending Wonka

you listen to emmure? you must be very hardcore

you listen to emmure? you must be very hardcore  Condescending Wonka

oh you wear a fedora you must be quite the detective

oh you wear a fedora you must be quite the detective  Condescending Wonka

Hating life? Tell me more about how your life sucks

Hating life? Tell me more about how your life sucks  Condescending Wonka
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