Condescending Wonka

North face jacket, yoga pants, and sperrys? You're so unique

North face jacket, yoga pants, and sperrys? You're so unique  Condescending Wonka

Oh You're Instagram experience is now ruined due to Android? Tell me more about how much siri cares

Oh You're Instagram experience is now ruined due to Android? Tell me more about how much siri cares  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're getting your master's? please, tell me more about how another degree will make you more marketable in today's job economy.

Oh, you're getting your master's? please, tell me more about how another degree will make you more marketable in today's job economy.  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you stare into space? you must be so deep

oh, so you stare into space? you must be so deep  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a muscle car? I bet you get a lot of tail

Oh you have a muscle car? I bet you get a lot of tail  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you failed this class once? Please continue to give me advice on upcoming tests

Oh, you failed this class once? Please continue to give me advice on upcoming tests  Condescending Wonka

whats that you think kurt cobain was the communist on the t-shirts? your must be brilliant at history

whats that you think kurt cobain was the communist on the t-shirts? your must be brilliant at history   Condescending Wonka

Oh, so i didn't like your picture about God? Please tell me where in the bible it says that i have to like a picture to get into heaven.

Oh, so i didn't like your picture about God? Please tell me where in the bible it says that i have to like a picture to get into heaven.  Condescending Wonka

oh you're running against Matt perticone for president? Would you like to accept your defeat now or at the end of junior year?

oh you're running against Matt perticone for president? Would you like to accept your defeat now or at the end of junior year?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like bodybuilder Jay Cutler and Superman? Tell me more about your fascination with buff men in speedos.

Oh, you like bodybuilder Jay Cutler and Superman? Tell me more about your fascination with buff men in speedos.   Condescending Wonka
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