Condescending Wonka

oh, you're a vegetarian? no, of course it's not just a phase

oh, you're a vegetarian? no, of course it's not just a phase  Condescending Wonka

no sex for 2 whole weeks you must be going crazy

no sex for 2 whole weeks you must be going crazy  Condescending Wonka

I see you're wearing a North Face jacket. Don't mace me, Bro.

I see you're wearing a North Face jacket. Don't mace me, Bro.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a girl gamer? You must be the first.

Oh, you're a girl gamer? You must be the first.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a drummer? you must be really good at finger banging

Oh, so you're a drummer? you must be really good at finger banging  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you two have been dating for two weeks? Please, tell me about how much in you two are in love.

Oh, you two have been dating for two weeks? Please, tell me about how much in you two are in love.  Condescending Wonka

"I'm not saying that darwin's theory of evolution is wrong ...wait, yes I am" - Maura Hearden

Oh, you wear rock star metal mulisha t-shirts You must ride dirt bikes everyday

Oh, you wear rock star metal mulisha t-shirts You must ride dirt bikes everyday  Condescending Wonka

You said YOLO after sleeping with 5 guys in 1 night? that totally cancelled out your sluttiness

You said YOLO after sleeping with 5 guys in 1 night? that totally cancelled out your sluttiness  Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear strictly Jordan's and Ralph Lauren Polo's? You must be quiet the fashion officer

Oh you wear strictly Jordan's and Ralph Lauren Polo's? You must be quiet the fashion officer  Condescending Wonka
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