Condescending Wonka

oh, you can get a broom to balance on its own you must be a master physicist

oh, you can get a broom to balance on its own you must be a master physicist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you retweeted and shared a link about Joseph Kony? Tell me more about how you've always cared for Ugandan children.

Oh, you retweeted and shared a link about Joseph Kony?  Tell me more about how you've always cared for Ugandan children.  Condescending Wonka

So Romeo y Julieta is your favorite full bodied cigar? Tell me more about your cigar experiences

So Romeo y Julieta is your favorite full bodied cigar? Tell me more about your cigar experiences  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I see you drive a hummer I'll bet you have exciting trips down the highway

Oh, I see you drive a hummer I'll bet you have exciting trips down the highway  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen to reggae? name someone else besides bob marley

Oh, you listen to reggae? name someone else besides bob marley  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You give zero fucks? You must be such a bad ass

Oh, You give zero fucks? You must be such a bad ass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you know how to use google? I guess that makes you an expert.

Oh, so you know how to use google? I guess that makes you an expert.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Yankees fan? Tell me more about players other than Babe Ruth and Derek Jeter.

Oh, you're a Yankees fan? Tell me more about players other than Babe Ruth and Derek Jeter.  Condescending Wonka

Oh really now? please, tell me more

Oh really now? please, tell me more  Condescending Wonka

So your a gogo dancer huh? You must be a stripper in training

So your a gogo dancer huh? You must be a stripper in training  Condescending Wonka
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