Condescending Wonka

Aww, are you butthurt? Would you like some Preparation H for that?

Aww, are you butthurt? Would you like some Preparation H for that?  Condescending Wonka

any one who has ever loved you was wrong

any one who has ever loved you  was wrong  Condescending Wonka

Oh Good Guys Don't Exist Anymore? Please tell me all about those assholes you date.

Oh Good Guys Don't Exist Anymore? Please tell me all about those assholes you date.  Condescending Wonka

You think Christian Ponder is a good quarterback? Didn't Jimmy Johnson say on air, "Maybe his wife can teach him how to throw"?

You think Christian Ponder is a good quarterback? Didn't Jimmy Johnson say on air,

Oh look, you're making fun of Skrillex what exquisite musical tastes you must have

Oh look, you're making fun of Skrillex what exquisite musical tastes you must have  Condescending Wonka

"Heroes and Villains of the Middle Ages sounds like a fun class!" You think so?

Oh, you're the meme police? your internet prowess must get you so many dates.

Oh, you're the meme police? your internet prowess must get you so many dates.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you make memes mocking liberal arts majors? You must be so confident in your own future

Oh, you make memes mocking liberal arts majors? You must be so confident in your own future  Condescending Wonka

What happens on tumblr stays on tumblr? Of course! We don't want anyone but Lady Gaga, Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry, President Obama, and the other 13.4 million fellow users to know what's going on.

What happens on tumblr stays on tumblr? Of course! We don't want anyone but Lady Gaga, Zooey Deschanel, Katy Perry, President Obama, and the other 13.4 million fellow users to know what's going on.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Went to air assault school? please continue to tell me how pointless and easy airborne is

Oh, You Went to air assault school? please continue to tell me how pointless and easy airborne is  Condescending Wonka
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