Condescending Wonka

You love watching the History Channel? You must know so much about UFOs

You love watching the History Channel? You must know so much about UFOs  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you found the love of your life? Who's it today?

Oh, you found the love of your life? Who's it today?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't smoke weed? You must be a person of superior moral caliber

Oh, you don't smoke weed? You must be a person of superior moral caliber  Condescending Wonka

Your parents bought you an iPhone, a Macbook, and a car? And they're paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.

Your parents bought you an iPhone, a Macbook, and a car? And they're paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know more about biology than the past 150 years of biologists? Please, show your immense wisdom and the nobel prize you surely must have won.

Oh, you know more about biology than the past 150 years of biologists? Please, show your immense wisdom and the nobel prize you surely must have won.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a Christian troll on reddit who consistently downvotes any post on r/atheism? I bet you're just racking up big points in heaven right now, aren't you?

Oh you're a Christian troll on reddit who consistently downvotes any post on r/atheism? I bet you're just racking up big points in heaven right now, aren't you?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you used the wonka meme? You must be highly educated and have an extremely valid opinion

Oh, so you used the wonka meme? You must be highly educated and have an extremely valid opinion  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your mom is a nurse? I bet her over the phone diagnosis is better than mine

Oh, your mom is a nurse? I bet her over the phone diagnosis is better than mine  Condescending Wonka

God doesn't make mistakes? Tell me again about why he flooded the earth.

God doesn't make mistakes? Tell me again about why  he flooded the earth.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you call your girlfriend "your bitch" You two will be in love forever.

Oh, you call your girlfriend
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