Condescending Wonka

I'm hungry, or tired, or have a craving, or need to stretch, or pee a lot in one day? Please tell me more about how pregnant I must be

I'm hungry, or tired, or have a craving, or need to stretch, or pee a lot in one day? Please tell me more about how pregnant I must be  Condescending Wonka

So homosexuality is natural because dogs and dolphins do it? Dogs also eat shit and dolphins are known to rape and murder for fun.

So homosexuality is natural because dogs and dolphins do it? Dogs also eat shit and dolphins are known to rape and murder for fun.   Condescending Wonka

No hot girls at Cal? Do tell me how handsome and deserving you are of an ideal girlfriend.

No hot girls at Cal? Do tell me how handsome and deserving you are of an ideal girlfriend.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're getting totally wasted tonight? Please tell me more about how your motto is "Everything Through Christ"

Oh, you're getting totally wasted tonight? Please tell me more about how your motto is

You tell such interesting stories Please, continue

You tell such interesting stories Please, continue  Condescending Wonka

Whales having leg bones does not support evolution you say? Oh yes, clearly they were put here by Satan to test our faith.

Whales having leg bones does not support evolution you say? Oh yes, clearly they were put here by Satan to test our faith.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a huge SUV? the trip to walmart must require a lot of off roading

Oh, you drive a huge SUV? the trip to walmart must require a lot of off roading  Condescending Wonka

whats that? you made the front page? You should do standup

whats that? you made the front page? You should do standup  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're announcing you're pregnant on facebook? Please, post lots of pictures and disgusting details of how uncomfortable your pregnancy is.

Oh, you're announcing you're pregnant on facebook? Please, post lots of pictures and disgusting details of how uncomfortable your pregnancy is.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a bad enchantment at level 50? please make a post about it.

Oh, you got a bad enchantment at level 50? please make a post about it.  Condescending Wonka
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