Condescending Wonka

oh you cut water and sodium? Please tell me more about how 'dry' you will be

oh you cut water and sodium? Please tell me more about how 'dry' you will be  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wore fake sorority shirts to spring fling freshman year? You must have really stuck it to greek life.

Oh, you wore fake sorority shirts to spring fling freshman year? You must have really stuck it to greek life.  Condescending Wonka

yes, fi? my health is low? i couldn't tell from the blinking hearts, blinking body, and loud beeping sound

yes, fi? my health is low? i couldn't tell from the blinking hearts, blinking body, and loud beeping sound  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're feeling shy? That must be why you're posting to /r/gonewild.

Oh you're feeling shy? That must be why you're posting to /r/gonewild.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're an econ major? Please tell me how you would fix our country's economy.

Oh, You're an econ major? Please tell me how you would fix our country's economy.  Condescending Wonka

your main weakness is that you're a perfectionist? you must be the best worker ever.

your main weakness is that you're a perfectionist? you must be the best worker ever.  Condescending Wonka

You have a holiday tree? Wow, what holiday?

You have a holiday tree? Wow, what holiday?  Condescending Wonka

You lost your virginity last night? Please, walk me through the whole ten seconds.

You lost your virginity last night? Please, walk me through the whole ten seconds.  Condescending Wonka

Oh this is extremely high priority and has been broken for weeks? I can see why 6pm on a friday is a good time to call it in the first time.

Oh this is extremely high priority and has been broken for weeks? I can see why 6pm on a friday is a good time to call it in the first time.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going to play ftl? have fun being squished by the boss, all your hard work and effort fruitless and in vain

Oh, you're going to play ftl? have fun being squished by the boss, all your hard work and effort fruitless and in vain  Condescending Wonka
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